Ovaltine Makes You Gay As Hell

I honestly can’t cook worth a damn. I know that’s not very Atomic Age housewife of me, but honestly I’d be more of a “feed my family frozen dinners in front of the television while hiding in the closet eating Valium by the handful as if I lived in a Rolling Stones song” type back then. Anyway, dust off the Naugahyde seats of your Futoro House and gather round, because today I wanna talk about Ovaltine.

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Writer at Macaulay Culkin's Bunny Ears, etc. Destroyed For Comfort frontperson. Alt Gamedev: Death Sword & 23 Rooms. https://www.patreon.com/destroyed4com4t.

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Rani Baker

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Writer at Macaulay Culkin's Bunny Ears, etc. Destroyed For Comfort frontperson. Alt Gamedev: Death Sword & 23 Rooms. https://www.patreon.com/destroyed4com4t.

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